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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

NEWS! LARGEST SEX ORGAN EVER FOUND ON A MAN PHOTOGRAPHED IN CANADA ; NATION HUSHED; FEMALE DOCTOR IN CHARGE OF CASE FOUND WEEPING ON HER KNEES; PROCESS OF WEIGHING AND MEASURING RECORDED ON TIMED VIDEOTAPE



CANADIAN MAN FOUND TO HAVE LARGEST SEX
ORGAN EVER RECORDED, MEASURED AND PHOTOGRAPHED

Woman doctor in charge of the case found weeping
on her knees  I`LL GO TO CHURCH FOR A DIFFERENT REASON NOW!

IT CHANGED THE WAY I THINK ABOUT RELIGION! THE
Doctor promises.




             Some people hate porn  Me, I love porn and I`l tell you why... I`ll call it,  "Erotica."
       Our genitals are found at the very centre of 
the body, do you not agree?
       Come with me on a journey...To eat of this tree at
the centre of the garden

      I am told by a psychic who wanted into my pants, she said:  "You are a very interesting man in all directions....To the east and the west... up high.. and (her voice dropped  two octaves when she said: "And down below.")
     "Let us go down low," she said and winked at me.
I was starting to feel nervous because I was going to be a
little late for choir practice at the charming little church of Scientology just down the road.
       "My God,  what have you heard?  I asked her.

       "It is not just what I have heard! It is what I see
right here today, standing in front of you here." she said.
        "I have heard that you are a Very powerful  MAN...
where it counts!"
          I said: "------------?"
          She said:  "Let`s take those pants down and
see if what they say is true...?
           With a deft movement I nabbed her wrist.
           
           "If you have Second Sight, why would you want
to see what I have in my pants?   if you have have Second Sight  you should be able to SEE what`s  in my pants.."" I said to her.  I held her against me       
          "Second sight is not the answer to all things," Almira said. "With Second Sight I can see the purple popsicle you have in your freezer on Main Street East, in the Great Northern City By the Bay... the City between two lakes - one deep and one murderous."
           " That`s very good," I said: " I live in that very City,
as  you know... Though I have not told you so..."
            I continue to praise her.  " You have just proven
to me how effective Second Sight can be... You even know I have a Purple Popsicle  in my freezer by Main Street East in the Great Northern City By the Bay."
          "What is the difficulty?" I ask,  "What deficiency is it that you see in your wonderful ability?" 
          
          "I asked her this kindly." I remember well we were standing in the front hall, belly to belly.
            She clasped my left wrist in a surprisingly strong grip with her right hand.  With that hand she started
pulling me towards the coat cupboard by the door.
           She stared deeply into my eyes with her midnight-dark, all seeing eyes...
           She said: "With Second Sight I may see the popsicle..."
           "You ask me what the problem is?"
She pulled me close:  "With Second Sight alone,
I cannot lick it!"
           
         She opened the closet door and entered. I 
walked into the closet, too, and sat
 on the gleaming steel stool which was
bolted to the floor  at the centre of the dark room. 
There was a spot light shining from the high ceiling.
It shone directly down onto her area of interest.
        She put warm oil in her hands and started
stroking me. I could feel myself swell in her
magic, knowing hands. She shaved off all the hair
that was there and started massaging between
the two swollen orbs.
        My legs felt slack as she did this. She leaned
into me and started probing between my orbs with
magic fingers.
       She probed between my pre-frontal
lobes with her  psychic index fingers...

       The largest sex organ - any man has ever
had - a man`s largest sex organ is his brain.
...   Man`s largest SEX ORGAN is the brain.



          
      














        I know! I know!  This story`s a bit of a dirty trick, but
it`s fun!
                                  Cheers to you all.
                                   (C)2013 by William G.Milne
                                     This is a story of many parts.
                                       Respectfully submitted, RRR.

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