I WALKED ON DOWN TO THE HARDWARE STORE
JUST THE OTHER DAY
IT'S ONLY HALF A MILE FROM HOME AND I HAD TO
FIX MY PHONE
IN CASE I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY
AND TO GET SOME KIND OF NIGHT LIGHT SO THE DOGS
DON'T FUSS AND FIGHT
AND IN THAT VERY BRIGHT LIGHT
THAT'S WHERE I SAW MY SECOND WIFE
SHE SAID: YOU'RE LOOKIN' ROUGH! ROUGH! ROUGH!
LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHELF
AND YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE THIS TIME;
YOU LOOK HALF DEAD; I HEAR YA THREW OUT MY BED
ALL MONTH I'VE BEEN TRYING TO RING YA
YOU'RE LOOKIN' DIFFERENT SOMEHOW,
OH.....NOT THIS NOW!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE A COUNTRY SINGER!
I WAS TAKIN' IT KINDA EASY JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
I WAS DRINKING RYE AND BEER AT THE BAR
AND TRYING NOT TO START A FIGHT.
THEN I MOVED AND SAT IN THE RED LIGHT- JUST
BELOW THE EXIT SIGN,
AND THAT WAS WHEN SHE SAW ME, THAT
THIRD WIFE OF MINE
SHE SAID:.....YOU'RE LOOKING BAD! BAD! BAD!!
YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
SIT AWAY FROM THE DOOR,BETTER SIT WHERE IT'S WARM
DONT YOU KNOW IT'S WARM INSIDE?
AND WITH ALL THE MONEY YOU OWE ME, SOMEONE
JUST TOLD ME
“YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA TRY AND HIDE!”
I HEAR YOU QUIT THIS JOB,TOO, WELL THAT'S
JUST LIKE YOU - THAT AIN'T NO BIG SURPRISE
AROUND THE HOUSE, DON'T CHA KNOW, YOU'D
NEVER LIFT A FINGER..... ....
YOU'RE LOOKIN' DIFFERENT SOMEHOW
OH NO, I SEE IT NOW!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE A COUNTRY SINGER!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' ROUGH, ROUGH ROUGH!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
I HEARD YA DON'T SHAVE AND YOU'RE SICK
THOUGHT I'D BETTER COME REAL QUICK
IN CASE YOU'RE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME!
YOU'RE LOOKIN EIGHTY AT LEAST, BUT YA STILL
GOT YOUR TEETH
ALL MONTH I'VE BEEN TRYING TO RING YA
I HEAR YOU'RE DIFFERENT SOMEHOW, OH LORD,
I SEE IT NOW!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE A COUNTRY SINGER!
AND WOULDN'T YA KNOW JUST AS I WAS GONNA GO
I SAW THAT FIRST WIFE OF MINE
SHE MARRIED MY PAROLE OFFICER, THEY HAD
SOME KIDS...I HEAR THEY'RE DOING REAL REAL FINE
SHE SAID: “GOOD TO SEE YA, I WAS GONNA COME MEET YA, I WAS GONNA DROP BY SOME TIME
OR MAYBE IT'S BETTER IF I WROTE YOU A LETTER
I WAS GONNA DROP YOU A LINE
THEN SHE STOPPED BY THE POST AND SHE STARED
REAL CLOSE
SHE SAID, “HOW HOW HOW HOW!
YOU'RE LOOKING DIFFERENT SOMEHOW
I SEE IT ALL NOW... ...!
YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE A COUNTRY SINGER!"
(HOOK again:) You're lookin rough rough rough
lookin like you're gonna die
TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU'VE BEEN
ON THE SHELF
YOU KNOW YA MADE A BIG MISTAKE THIS TIME!
HEARD YOU DON'T SHAVE AND YOU'RE SICK
THOUGHT I'D COME REAL QUICK
CASE YOU'RE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME
I HEARD FROM DOWN THE STREET, YOU GOT
A NEW IDEA IN YA
THEY SAY YOU'RE DIFFERENT SOMEHOW,
OH, LORD,I CAN SEE IT NOW!
YOU'RE LOOKIN' LIKE A COUNTRY SINGER
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