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Friday, November 29, 2013

THE FIRST DUTY OF A MAYOR IS TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR - TO INCREASE THE MORALE OF HIS CITY... MAYOR FORD HAS DONE THIS ... YOU HAVE MY VOTE!



       T THE QUESTION ISN'T WHO HAS SMOKED CRACK
IN TORONTO: THE QUESTION IS WHO HASN'T 
smoked crack in Toronto! 

     Canada has turned out some of the world's best
commedians! How the hell have we managed to
lose our sense of humour on a National Scale?
     Well, O.K. Perhaps the answer to that question 
is obvious...
      But TORONTO THE GOOD is dead and gone 
and no one misses it!
      What other Toronto mayor has ever made it to
the Tonight Show?

       Mayor Rob Ford has done his first duty. He has
increased the visibility of the City of Toronto, and he
has improved the morale of the City's citizens
in the darkest time of the year.

       A CITY'S MAYOR IS SUPPOSED TO DRINK, FOOLS!
And IF HE'S NOT A DRUNK, HE SHOULD PRETEND TO BE
ONE!

       The LEAFS are finally improved. But that team
in the past depressed the hell out of the City of Metro
Toronto for DECADES!
       We should have attacked the Maple Leaf ownership
and drummed them out of town, tarred and feathered...
Not now however! Now we have a coach who
actually laughs from time to time!  HALLELUJAH!

       Do you see where I'm going with this article?

       NOW WE HAVE A MAYOR who can laugh, and
who makes others laugh! What's wrong with that?

       The question isn't what's wrong with Mayor Ford...
the question is what's wrong with we Canadians?

       THE MOST BELOVED MAYOR NORTH BAY, ontario, EVER HAD... HIS FAVOURITE EXPRESSION was: "It's not so
serious!"
       And he had the guts to live up to his motto.
He was reputed to run the best Brothel in Town,
was rumoured to purchase hundreds of votes
by buying alcohol for busloads of drunks.... and most
important of all, he talked to the common man ( read "common" as meaning 'impoverished!' --- just as Mayor Ford is known to do!)
       And as I say, he was BELOVED... because he
cheered up the City of North Bay throughout
the deep depression of successive DARK NORTHERN
WINTERS.

         MAYOR FRANK WILCOX OF WAIT-A-BIT, North
West Territories, has been soundly criticized by the
one  sober citizen in town (who remains anonymous) --- for spending the entire yearly
municipal budget on purchasing booze in bulk rather
than securing electricity for the town...
         Each year he puts this ONE ISSUE to the vote.
And each year his PLATFORM wins by a landslide.
         Mayor Wilcox has just sent Mayor Ford a communication of support. And Mayor Ford has my vote
as well as Mayor Frank Wilcox!

         Have you watched the humourless, self-righteous
idiots Toronto now has a City Councillors?
Have you watched their solemn speech-making
on T.V.? Do you really want these witless moralizers
to run things?  AGAIN?

         Torontonians, wipe off your pocket mirrors
and look yourself straight in the eye.

           Who would you rather sit beside at dinner, that's
the question you must ask yourselves - for this is
test for a mayor!  He must sell the city, after all.
And no one wants to have a convention
in a boring City peopled by dull demi-preachers.

      I say this, "Do not abandon your honourable Mayor,
before you take a really accurate look
at his would be replacement!"
      Mayor Ford might threaten your shallow sense
 of stability, but if his replacement MAKES YOUR SKIN
CRAWL, who has really won the ISSUE?

           Canadians, look at yourselves.  What the hell
are you up to?  Why can you no longer laugh?


         

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