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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

MAN LOSES TESTICLES (BY ACCIDENT) TALK SHOW HOST STARTS TO LAUGH.... ................plus GRADING ARTICLES LIKE EGGS, TYPING STORIES LIKE MOVIES....to protect the DELICATE, HUNGOVER, SENSITIVE AND INNOCENT

STORY TYPES:

A    =  Sensitive

B     =   Dirty nasty, blues singer, political prick

C     =   sADIST and Masocist,  S&M  Adept... Joy in
             Pain....  Sex and Power

X     =     TWISTED FREAK


       I get letters to this effect: "I read one of your stories and you are a sweet back-woods mystic type. Today I read you
and it`s all about perversions and violence.  SEX, VIOLENCE, AND SPIRITUAL MATTERS.  WHAT THE
HELL AM I GOING TO GET, DAY BY DAY??!!!?"

      Well, to answer I must say, "WHO KNOWS?"   
       I am of the following opinion: to write well you must write
with no repressions or inhibition whatsoever.... I guess the editing comes later.  But I`s rather not edit out spontaneous
bursts.... just want to edit out the boring stuff...
       So let`s try this grading system.

      I am not some kind of sick split-personality type,
but I am a different type (if we can type it)...There are
many people within me.  We all share the same soul, more or less.  And what`s important to me, each of us knows what the
other person is doing. (Otherwise I`m psychotic... which in psychological parlance means, "fucked"!)
       If you study a  Tibetan  Spiritual Text, you might
be surprised that many personalities in one person
is considered normal, by at least one writer. I defer to his
greater wisdom, and I won`t worry about my situation.

       All these types are real!
       To quote Walt Whitman: "Do I contradict myself? Very
well, I contradict myself!  I am large. I contain multitudes!"
      
              I do have a problem here, however. I don`t want to
offend you people who are interested enough to read some of these words for whatever reason.  You`re the only friends I have....pretty much... 
       I`m more or less a hermit, after all.
Also, quite apart from friendship, and respect for one`s
people, there is the matter of advertising revenue.
       I`ve already been told that I`m too much of a twisted freak to advertise on Google.
       So here`s what I propose to do:    Attempt to divide up
articles into 3 types.   (A) stories are the type told by the sensitive mystic, poet and spiritual guy, ballad singer; (B)type stories are by the dirty, nasty blues player, the criminal defence attorney, the pissed-off political prick; (C)stories done by the S&M afficionado, the expert in whips, crops, canes, chains, sadistic twists, apologies and humiliation...Inc. In other words, stories by the TWISTED
FREAK GOOGLE objects to.
          There is also the religious maniac who wants to pillage and burn and brand "SHAME" into the foreheads of
those church fools and lackeys, thieves and con-men, and
 evil manipulative greedy condescending FAT FRUITS (no
offence to our gay cousins)
who have twisted our religious history out of all recognition...
so we can`t find our native path, our heritage way to redemption.
            No, why should our priests and ministers show us
the way to redemption, when the GUILT-FORGIVENESS COMPLEX pays so much better!!!!!!!!!!!!   
           These supposedly sexless eunichs who told us
when to pay for forgiveness, should we just forgive them or should we make them pay?
            There`s a bit of my Victorian grandmother in me,
and I think we should endorse public lashings...
It`s cheap and it provides relief to  most of the population.
       Whew! My goodness!  My God!  Even I can`t shut him up, and he`s in me!... albeit a very half-sane and heated part of my psyche. Let`s call his articles Type X.  And I`ll mark the story at the top, in case you want to avoid the whole damn thing, as I do.  

       


including me...

        I seem to have lost the thread RE:  PERSONALITY GRADING JUST LIKE EGGS for my stories.

        I don`t know whether this downloaded video works . 
It`s about a guy who loses his testicles by accident.He`s on a talk show... and when the host hears his voice he starts to laugh!!!!             Funny!        Say no more!
        This is my first try at putting video in a blog... but if you can play it - the video above - it`s one of the funniest scenes I have seen in a long time.
        I highly recommend it.

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